Pairing: Roxy<>Dirk, Roxy/Gamzee/Dirk
Summary: Roxy has period cramps. There’s more than one way to make them better. For the kinkmeme. Warning for period play.
The first time it happens, you’re really starting to regret this whole sobering up for the sake of the team thing. It’s a stupid, stupid idea, and you’re fully capable of doing the exact same things drunk off your ass as you are sober, and whoever’s idea this was needs to be gutted very slowly so they can understand the full extent of your pain, right now.
Because that is damn well what it feels like.
…actually, that had probably been your idea of trying to show off your mature responsibility or what the fuck ever your reasoning had been. Well, no more. You are going to alchemize some brandy or vodka or something with an alcohol percentage higher than five and drink until all of this nonsense is dulled. Why you ever thought you could deal with this otherwise, you have no idea. It’s like you’d been drunk when making that decision.
Oh, wait. Yeah, that sounds about right.
I think this just shot straight to the top of my list of “Things I did not know I wanted”
I needed to reblog. I’m sorry.
No, not really. Its beautiful.